Thursday, February 28, 2008

Who Framed Roger Clemens?

Congress is looking to investigate whether or not Roger Clemens lied when giving his testimony to a congressional panel investigating steroid use in baseball.

Let me give a clear, forceful, independent opinion of why I think it's a bad idea. In short, once congress has finished dealing effectively with, global warming, the war in Iraq, the war in Afghanistan, national secuirty law regarding privacy, national healthcare, energy independence, the weakening economy, sub-prime lending, the inequity of the tax code, the alternative minimum tax, Immigration and border security, earmarks, campaign finance reform, lobbying reform, and every other issue facing every other district in the US.

Then maybe we can deal with whether or not Roger Clemens got injected in the butt.

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