Monday, March 17, 2008

No 2000 Election Redux

I'm back from my bout with the bubonic plague to break this news...Florida will not vote again! Technically, I'm still sore at Florida for screwing me over in 2000, but this recent turn of events will improve our relationship greatly. While I am very excited that Florida will abide by the rules set by the DNC, this does however create quite the mathematical mess in Hillaryville. It is unlikely that the remaining states will produce a winner, only lengthening an already messy primary. What can faithful Dems expect? More hitting below the belt by the Clinton campaign and more attacks on both candidates by Conservatives. Hurry John McCain, say something stupid about Iraq before the Democrats kill themselves!

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