And the hits just keep on coming! Like something out of Bull Durham, Minor League club the Macon Music has stepped up to the plate with this zany promotion: June 13th is Eliot Spitzer Night! Elements for the promotion include:
- The Music will give away a trip to New York and a one-night stay at the Mayflower Hotel.
- The ninth fan – or Client No. 9, as Spitzer was known in the prostitution ring – into the ballpark will receive a free Music prize pack.
- Fans with the name Eliot, Spitzer or Kristen, along with any fan from New York, will receive $1 off admission. Any fan who has ever resigned a position will also receive $1 off admission.
- The Music will play Frank Sinatra songs throughout the night.
- Wire taps will be placed around the stadium.
- Fans will be able to use ATMs in the ballpark available for cash withdrawals not to exceed $5,000 per hour.
- The 871st fan through the gates will receive a gift certificate for the team store.
I'm not sure what I should balk at more, Mister Spitzer or this promotion. Ah, schadenfreude, you're America's MVP for all seasons!
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